The Government notifies you that your Social Security number
has been revoked.
Your personal computer threatens to tell all.
As the moving van starts to unload next door,
the first four items down the ramp are dirt bikes.
Your 14-year-old daughter insists Jesus never preached
against pierced noses.
Your ailing station wagon fails to qualify for the demolition derby.
Upon arriving home from a week in the Bahamas,
you can't find your Bible with six months
of Sunday school plans tucked inside
Your new boss asks if they've filled your old position yet.
Your pacemaker is recalled by the manufacturer.
Your church treasurer says, "The IRS called me the other day
about some of your donation totals."
-- From The Christian Herald January 1988.