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Respond To Gifts You Don’t Like
“Hey! There’s a gift!”“Well, well, well!”
Let’s Talk About You
Did you hear about the famous, egotistic author...
Questions sent in to genealogical publications
“So Far, So Good!”
Dear God,So far today, I’ve done alright...
English Is Not Easy
We polish the Polish furnitureHe could lead if he could get the lead out.
“You Should Know!”
“What’s your name?’ asked the store managerof the young boy who was applying for a job
If You Must Speed
If you must speed, sing...
Nothing is as easy as it looks:everything takes longer than you think.
Where Are The Stones?
Three preachers: a Catholic, a Baptist, and a Rabbiwere fishing on the lake...
More Murphy’s Laws
A day without sunshine is like, night.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
A scientist is on the train with a manwho seemed stupid
Monster In The Garage
A man was driving along a dusty roadwhen he ran out of gas...
A preacher visiting an elderly woman sees a large bowl of peanuts...
The waterproof towelGlow in the dark sunglasses...
A highway patrolman pulled alongsidea speeding car, and was astounded to see...
Stop or Slow Down
A man slows down instead of stoppingfor a stop sign...
“But Officer.. !”
A police officer stops a speeding motoriston Main street...
He Can Have It!
Lem: “ I got fired as a bank guard.”Clem: “Tha’s awful. What happened?”
Guess -- How Many?
Two men were walking down a dirt path.One of them had a potato sack over his shoulder.