Wife Will Want To...
 A preacher said to a farmer,
"Do you belong to the Christian family?"
Also: Farmer At Church Convention

 Knew He Was Coming!
A bishop visited a church in his diocese.
Only three people turned up to hear  him peach.
Also: Ten Minutes To Kill

No Brain Professor
A college student was in a Philosophy class, discussing
about whether or not God exists....

Dreadful Fight
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.."John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
Also: 890 Sins

Ten Little Christians
Ten little Christians standing in line.
One disliked the preacher, then there were 9...

Hanging Pastors
The chairman of the pastor search committee stated......
Also: How To Get Rid of Your Pastor

Mother’s Prayer
A mother was convinced that her wayward son
would become a Christian.
Also: Prayer of Black Pastor

Commandments Helped
An elderly man was quite unhappy because
 he had lost his favorite hat.

“Only When It Breaks!”
There is a story about a monastery in  Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air.

“It’s In Your Pockets!”
There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday
and announced to his congregation... "
Also: Three Churches In Revival

“God, If You’re In There!”
 A pastor tells of an experience with
his five year-old daughter who was afraid of the dark...

No Excuse Sunday
To make it possible for everyone to attend church...

Pastoral Candidates
The following is a confidential report
on several candidates being considered for a pastorate...

What The Bible Means
A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly,"I know what the Bible means!"
Also: Signs You Do Not Know The Bible

Bible And TV Guide
They lie on the table, side by side:
The Holy Bible and the TV Guide.

Burning Bush
As a church member walked by his church one day,
he noticed that some shrubbery was on fire...
Alao: Really Need Light

Baptize Everybody
William P. Barker tells of a machinist at Ford Motor Company in Detroit who became a Christian...
Also: Baptized Bats

Deep And Wide
It was at the closing program of Vacation Bible School.
All the children had been brought up front to sing..
Also: Bible Stories Told By Children

Extermination
An English vicar, concerned with his congregation's
aging and decaying building, made an announcement...
Also: An Atheist’s Holiday

Funeral Statement
Two brothers were the most wicked scoundrels
in this small rural village....

Board Of Absentees
A Meeting of the Board:
We say that God isn't impressed with large numbers ....

Church Members Are Like...
A lot of members are like wheelbarrows...

Church Signs
Prayer gives you a calm-plex. Feeling let down today? 

Wanted In A Pastor
When a church seeks a pastor, they want the strength...

Days To Be Absent
Dear Pastor: You often stress attendance at worship as being very important for a Christian....

Jesus Wanted By...
The FDA for turning water into wine without a license.
The EPA for killing fig trees...

Things You Never Hear In Church
Hey! It's my turn to sit on the front pew!
I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon...

Too Much!
 The frenzied activities of Christians have made someone
revise the old nursery rhyme to read...
Also: Too Many Pancakes

Praise Music?
An old farmer went to the city one weekend
and attended the big city church...

A Really Long Sermon!
A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message...
Also: Really Boring Sermon

God Can Do It!
Someone once asked Jay Kesler, former president of Youth for Christ International, if he believed that God...
Also: Ten Inches Deep

Looking For Trouble!
The new minister had just moved into town.
It was late at night when his wife remembered...

A Wise Pastor
A wise old pastor told how some people get mad
at the church and decide they will hurt the church...
Also: Phenomenon

A Little Momentum!
This bulletin misprint emphasized the need to know
the difference between “momentum” and “momento”:

Found No God
An astronomer was lecturing a group in France, and declared, "I have swept the universe with my telescope..

Notify The Buzzards!
A couple named Mr. and Mrs. James Buzzard
took care of the memorial gifts and flowers for their church.

Heat Is Awful!
Two men with the same name lived near one another
in the same subdivision. One was a pastor...

He Forgot!
A minister passed along to a beginning preacher
a trick he used when he saw the congregation...

His Crowd
A man had been in search of a good church to attend
and dropped into one in which the congregation...

Ecumentical Gathering
During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!"

Learn From A Nut!
A minister gave an unusual sermon one day,
using a peanut to make several important points....