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Optimism Or Stupidity
Two Cowboys had fallen on hard times in the old West.
They could not find work and were in danger of starving
to death.
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Nothing Ever Works!
Gertrude was making her first parachute jump.
The instructor said, "First, you pull the big cord..”.
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Feel Inadequate
Two cows were grazing alongside a highway when
a tank-truck of milk on its way to the distributor
happened to pass.
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Makes A Difference
As an old man walked along the beach at dawn,
he noticed a young man picking up starfish...
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No Special Privileges
When Christian Herter was governor of assachusetts,
he was running hard for a second term in office...
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No Need To Worry!
The philosophy of this soldier could apply to many of us:
One of two things is certain...
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Parachute Paradigm
You are one of two people on a malfunctioning airplane
with only one parachute. How would you react?
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Dangerous Assumption
On a summer vacation a boy from New York City
was hiking at night in the Rocky Mountain National Park.
Also: Word Game Rules
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Too Polite
It's for certain that you can carry this politeness thing too far.
Just take a look at this obstetrical case.
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“Only When It Breaks!”
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high
on a cliff several hundred feet in the air...
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The Trouble Tree
The carpenter I hired to help me restore an old farmhouse.
He had just finished a rough first day on the job.
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Dance Also!
A man went to a pet shop and asked for a bird
that could sing.
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Real Self-control
"I'm rather proud of my self-control, "remarked Paul.
"I've stopped smoking and stuck to it now
for two weeks."
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Do It Yourself
A man was driving past a country estate and saw a sign
on a gatepost: "Please ring bell for caretaker."
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Only If Kindness Fails
In that trying time preceding the program,
the visiting lecturer was being entertained
by a local leader of the fluttery type.
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“I Can’t Do That!”
As a courier for an express delivery service,
a man tried to deliver a package that required
refrigeration, but found no one home.
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Desert Nomad
An old story tells of a desert nomad who awakened
in the middle of the night. He lit a candle and...
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